It occurred to me the other day, that there are only two degrees of separation between Nick Nolte and Gary Busey. You can take a dash of Nolte, add a smidge of just about anything, and you get Busey. Allow me to illustrate my point.
First, let's get our Nolte, stir in a little cocaine – voila! A-busey!
You need more evidence? Okay. Happy to oblige. This time, let's take a Mugshot Nolte, throw in some Mr. Ed...Woah, buddy! Gotta keep the reins tight on this Busey.
You're starting to come around, I think. But, you need a bit more convincing. Let's try one more experiment.
Okay, this time we're going for the standard Nolte (I love the versatility of this Nolte), add a litte MJ — Ow! I think Billy Jean was Busey's lover. It's easy to see how "the girl" might have mistaken Michael Jackson for his father. I was skeptical before I saw this Busey, but I guess the kid wasn't Michael's son.
Okay, this time we're going for the standard Nolte (I love the versatility of this Nolte), add a litte MJ — Ow! I think Billy Jean was Busey's lover. It's easy to see how "the girl" might have mistaken Michael Jackson for his father. I was skeptical before I saw this Busey, but I guess the kid wasn't Michael's son.
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No fair! Your posts are all funny and clever and stuff because you know how to use image-editing programs.
ReplyDeleteI just get, you know, words and stuff.
I still like "Substance A-Busey" better as a headline. But you get points for the pics.
ReplyDeleteHow have I not known about this blog before now? Outstanding. When I first read the heading, I thought you meant X as in ecstasy/meth/speed; which still works.
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